But I’m your best friend…

The boys were splitting a bowl of blueberries.

L1 (5yrs): You don’t want that last blueberry, do you?

L2 (4yrs) gobbles it up

L1: But I’m your best friend ever!

L2: Yes, you are my best friend ever, so you can have my pizza. *holds out leftover pizza crust*

L1 declined….