Hurricane

MrA: There’s a hurricane heading for Florida

L3: There’s a Burger King heading for Florida?!?!

Random camping quotes

L3: It’s sunning at me!

L3: Mom, Dad is cooking your shoes.

L2 (while playing with his cars): Um, could you turn off the traffic?

L2 to L3 while playing at the campsite: He’s an arkeontologist! And look–here’s a dinosaur fossil!

L3: Mom, I need han-i-tizer.

L2 (while building restaurants on his dirt road at the campsite): This first restaurant is Lake McDonald Burger King Stand.