I asked for CHIPS

We were at a group dinner the other evening. L3 (3yrs) asked for chips.  There was a box of personal size chip bags, but most of the chips were gone except for Cheetos and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.  Knowing that L1 and L2 like Cheetos, MrsA grabbed a bag of Cheetos, opened them, and put them at L3’s place.

A few minutes later, we were started to hear L3 strongly exclaim: “I asked for CHIPS!”

MrsA (confused): And I got you chips.  See?  (Indicating opened bag of chips)

L3 reached into the bag and pulled out a Cheeto: THIS!?!  This is not a CHIP!  I asked for CHIPS!!!

MrsA, highly amused, grabbed the bag of Doritos and opened them and handed them to him.  “Is this better?”

L3: Yes.  THIS is a CHIP!  *happily munches*

L3 (3yrs) as he sat on my lap in his birthday suit after playing in a creek: I’m all wet and soaky!