L2 (5yrs, glancing down at the clothes he put on three days ago): Mom. You’re supposed tell us to change clothes sometime.
Me (laughing): I am? And what happens if I forget?
L2: Then we’ll stay in these clothes forever.
Forward and backyard
L2 (5 yrs old): Mom, we can spell your name forward and backwards!
Me: You can?
L2: Yep! It’s just “mom” *finger traces from left to right* and “mom” *finger traces from right to left*