School Quotes

Conversations while driving home from school with L1 (6.5yrs) this afternoon:

L1: I wrote some Spanish today!
Me: Oh, good!  What did you write?
L1: I don’t know!  I can’t read!

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Me: Did you talk to any of the other students today?
L1: Yes, I have a BEST friend in EACH CLASS!
Me: What are their names?
L1: I don’t know.  I didn’t learn any names.

Why we bring parents

L1 (6yrs) to Mr. Bill: Our favorite campground to go to is Bowman Campground.

L2 (4.5yrs): But we can’t go by ourselves. We have to bring Mommy and Daddy so they can bring bear spray.

Gummy worms for a hike

We were on our way back from a waterfall hike when L2 spoke up.

L2 (4.5yrs): Mom, I have jars of gummy worms so that if I get hungry on a hike and you don’t give me any snacks, I won’t be hungry.

Me: Oh, can I see them?

L2 (mimes pulling out a jar and unscrewing the lid and showing me inside): They’re all gone now.

(Mimes screwing lid back on and putting the jar away.)