Does he have a nose?

L1 (5 yrs) to me in church: I heard Pastor Steve talking about God. Does he have a nose?

Me: Does Pastor Steve have a nose?

L1: No, does God have a nose?

Me: 

Pumpkin

He hurted me!

It was an accident!

He dropped a pumpkin on me and it hurt! (Points to real 5lb pumpkin)

It was an accident! 

Mommy: How was that an accident?

Well, I did drop the pumpkin on him, but I didn’t know it would hurt him.

He dropped a horse on me too!