L1 (4yrs): Mommy, I need a Kleenex.
L2 (3yrs): Mommy, I need a Kleenex too!
Me: Is your nose running too?
L2: No, my face is running.
Pooped out
L2 (3yrs) had his favorite stuffed doggy, Clifford, plus a smaller stuffed dog in his bed at bedtime tonight. I started to move the smaller dog our of the bed for the night.
L2: NO!!! You can’t take him away. He was growing in Clifford’s tummy!!!
Me: He was, eh?
L2: Yep! And then he got pooped out!
Bad sale
L2 (3yrs): There’s the tractors on a really bad sale!