But you won’t give it back…

L1 and L2 were sharing a bag of summer sausage/cheese/crackers during a recent road trip. I had given the ziplock bag to L2 and put him in charge of sharing.

Heard slightly later…

L2: It’s all gone…
L1: Let me check!
L2: Okay, you can check.
L1: I can’t check when you you’re holding it!  Give it to me!
L2: No!
L1: GIVE IT TO ME!
L2: No, you won’t give it back!
L1: Yes, I will!
L2: No, you won’t!
L1: Yes, I will!
L2: No, you won’t!

Ad infinitum…..